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tattoo, blindingly white skin 

might fuck around and make up some textured vegetable protein stuff this weekend idk

also if anyone wants to play some mtg arena i'd love to play against someone i kind of know, haha

now, to forget about the laundry i did, i'm going to play some magic the gathering arena. which is ironically probably the thing i was doing instead of doing laundry, before.

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and that's the story of the avatar i selected like three weeks ago and definitely already talked about

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the only reason my avatar is a potato right now is, i think, because i was already looking at a picture of a potato, and then i wondered what would happen if i drew a face on a potato that looked barely like me, since right now i have like no hair or beard

probably made worse by doing that part so infrequently, but, hey

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that said, i will go to a podium at extreme length about how folding and putting away laundry is the absolute worst chore

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like, now if someone around my age is like 'uuughhhh ' I'm like, uh, but, what do you normally do

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realizing that now that I'm in my early thirties, I've come to hate the term 'adulting' because it's literally just the normal things i do and there's no pretending anymore

are there any sites that let you donate the change remaining from gift cards? even if it's a few cents, it'd add up

I approved a couple new L.P. accounts that didn't really have any detail, just let me know if anything fishy happens

playing dragon quest monsters: joker to the end as a bit

if someone is looking for a good simpsons podcast name, not like we need another simpsons podcast or anything, but you can use mine, "nuts & gum: a simpsons podcast", or, alternatively, "pardon my dinger"

now i'm blaming myself for placing it in the street but the waste folks always leave it in the street after they're done, so

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neat, someone from the state (either waste disposal or snow removal) hit and basically crushed my garbage can. i know it wasn't a car just because of how much damage was done to it - specifically one corner of it is folded inward. now what to do about that...

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