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psa, covid19, discord, teachers, offering help 

hey i don't know how much this helps but discord bumped the capacity of their voice channels from 10 to 50 for this whole corona thing. you can also share screens with it, to everyone in your channel. if you teach and are looking for alternatives, this is viable for a solution if your school hasn't found one. I'm happy to help configure new discord servers and roles for you if you need it!

covid19 reminder 

@ryanlittlefield Also: Buy that lemonade from a local place if you're lucky enough to still have a steady income which is unlikely to be affected by this.

another covid19 reminder 

people have already been saying this but please think about the businesses that you frequent while this thing is going around. if a bunch of small/local businesses shut down during this thing because they can't make ends meet, remember that they might not be there afterwards. help them out when you can - buy gift cards, or better yet, take to social medias and buy a gift card for someone, then tag them and encourage them to do it for someone else. they need help too.

covid19 reminder 

hey if you're worried about corona and are trying to self quarantine and stay home and all that stuff, just remember - you can go outside and like enjoy the outdoors still. it's not like disease is floating through the air. get out, get some vitamin d and read a book or something. make some lemonade or some iced tea and enjoy the sun. forget about the state of panic and all that, because you can still *exist*. just watch yourself around others and leave if you feel uncomfortable.

it's like people forget soap exists and hand sanitizer is the only way to keep your hands clean

Everything won by “Leftists” in this country since the dawn of the 20th century came via direct action and struggle; not electoral politics.

getting nice and well rested over the weekend only to turn into a maladjusted sleep deprived zombie on the day after daylight savings switches

i still don't know if i meditated "the right way" but i feel more grounded and reset, so whatever

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i've spent a long time not meditating because i didn't think i knew how to meditate, but in the end it turns out that all it takes is closing your eyes for 5 minutes and monitoring your breathing

i mean that's what everyone says but i don't think i've ever done it without guidance, until now

the mastodon notification sound is just the menu-sound from stardew right? just wanted to check

if i wash my face and my hands, and touch my face with my hands, and then wash my phone and touch my face to my phone and then to my hands, i think that covers everything right?

can i stop washing other things in lieu of this? how to keep clean!?!?! HOW DO I LIVE

cracker barrel is the onomotopoeia of the sound that a barrel makes in donkey kong country when you throw it and it explodes open

nothing gets your heart racing like when someone tries to rip open the locked bathroom door while you're inside

i like saying a bunch of inconsequential shit and then saying its real because we all know its real, everyone does. its just fun to land at that conclusion from any point.

i ate a sandwich today, global warming is real. the birds are flying around and doing shit, global warming is real. work has been hard lately, global warming is real. doesn't matter what it is, just say its real. because it is

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i rolled down my windows for the first time this year on the way home because it was 58F. its February. global warming is real

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