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raw cabbage : me, the morning after eating a bunch of food i regret and looking in the mirror, depressed and unmotivated

cooked cabbage: an actor playing the movie version of me, with absolutely no weasels, all spoons, sunny day and also extremely rich AND charitable at the same time

dang i still remember when i joined mastodon a little over a year ago and the first thing i did was incite a small riot over cake vs pie and people loaded up on it

now we're just gonna start food wars again? yeesh

@realtoddhoward cabbage, red onion, carrots, celery, white vinegar, veggie oil, salt, mustard, sprinkle of black pepper. thats right, no mayo, that shit is for chumps

y'all I just want my friends to be happy

Food, + 

i always knew skype was trash but i am shocked every day how bad of software it actually is. aol instant messenger had more function and finesse

sigh, is nexusmods the only way to mod fallout nv?

the reason i ask this is 1) is this a thing people do? and 2) there's no category for it on twitch so i think the answer to #1 is no, but maybe people would be into it. super hard to say

i sort of want to do some logic-type puzzles on stream, or maybe cryptic crosswords - is that something anyone would care to watch or even help with? i have a lot to do and bouncing stuff off of people is super fun with stuff like this

can't believe i get to go see one of my favorite bands tomorrow night, again for the second time this year

thank you to all one of you who faved my toot about cryptic crosswords

*spins a bingo cage*

noowwwwww let's find out what we're gonna do today! alllllright heeeeeeeeere we goooo! *draws a ball*

go to work? ... how do these keep getting in here

i can't believe i forgot about polysics and now here i am with like 8 new albums to listen to, my god

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