if my night is to continue like this, I'll end up at a world of beer location, not having bought beer but a designer cocktail version of a gin and tonic which cost 1.50 to make but $11 to sell, a side of fried onion for $6, and will read an article that will tell me 10 reasons why i am not being productive, but offer 1.5 solutions to this conundrum, and if I'm feeling frisky, i will read the comments section of a NYT article comparing Biden's 2019 tie selection to radiohead's discography

now I am eating an assembly-line-made, customized-to-order vegan flatbread wrap from a mezeh location which serves house drinks which brag about being rich in produce filled with antioxidants (not vitamins or minerals) roughly 30 minutes away from our nation's capital. this writes itself

how soul-warming it is to hear the familiar banality of a tone deaf, needless and subconscious howling from a $1800/mo or more lease location in a mall, selling goods that have long since required a specialty store to disseminate. a pot is boiling over with profit margin reaching and underpaid hourly employees with a ceo hellbent on turning a margin on a simple and unnecessarily unnecessary bevy of customizable paycheck-investment-level consumer goods, while hotline bling is wearing out tweeters

tonight i walked by a sunglass hut playing hotline bling, in the year 2020, of which i thought, nothing could better reflect the desperation and premeditated muzak desire of late capitalism to form a relationship with a consumer desiring instant gratification and relatability when purchasing a pair of designer sunglasses where each brand is manufactured in the same facility as its competitor than this; not even the overhead acceptance of the shopping mall playing 'the middle' by jimmy eat world

fixed my setup and doing a quick trial drum stream! would appreciate feedback


tattoo, blindingly white skin 

tattoo, blindingly white skin 

might fuck around and make up some textured vegetable protein stuff this weekend idk

@somarasu there's a riff from ocean avenue / notes are good but rhythm is too loose / we were both 16 when we heard it, right? / I'll just make pretend that they'll play it.... riiiiiggghhttttt

also if anyone wants to play some mtg arena i'd love to play against someone i kind of know, haha

now, to forget about the laundry i did, i'm going to play some magic the gathering arena. which is ironically probably the thing i was doing instead of doing laundry, before.

and that's the story of the avatar i selected like three weeks ago and definitely already talked about

the only reason my avatar is a potato right now is, i think, because i was already looking at a picture of a potato, and then i wondered what would happen if i drew a face on a potato that looked barely like me, since right now i have like no hair or beard

@checkervest yeah i definitely spent like an hour and a half tonight, a completely ludicrous amount of hands-on time with the clothes that i otherwise handle for seconds at a time. the input does not equal the output.

probably made worse by doing that part so infrequently, but, hey

that said, i will go to a podium at extreme length about how folding and putting away laundry is the absolute worst chore

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