"It's not historically accurate!" i shout, crying, upset at what EA and DICE have done, as i watch the 1990's tv show dinosaurs for the fourteenth time
"FINALLY. SOME HISTORICAL. ACCURACY." I scream, slamming my hand on my coffee table sending empty cans of grape fanta onto the shag carpet. I cheer at the TV as Fred Flintstone uses his bare feet to power a solid stone car.
@dee i actually giggled at this
@ryanlittlefield DON'T YOU DARE SHIT ON DINOSAURS! For a show about prehistory, it was ahead of its time!
This Mastodon instance was started by @ryanlittlefield and I guess that's all!