what if frankenstein's monster went to school and got a doctorate. what the fuck then

boost if u:

-Love Maddie
-Think Maddie is great
-Think Maddie is cool
-Want to marry Maddie
-think Maddie is pretty and cute
-like trains

no one will ever know which one

"ROBOTNIK" MEANS WORKER IN RUSSIAN. THE SONIC FRANCHISE DEMONIZES THE PROLETARIAT BY MAKING WORKERS THE ENEMY OF SONIC, THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO RUNS AROUND STEALING EVERYONE'S GOLDEN RINGS (CAPITAL).

SONIC 👏 IS 👏 CLASSIST 👏

That's right! It was me, Catfish, the whole time! And I would of gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your hog!

hey is lopunny supposed to be a reference to lola bunny

i've stopped mentioning my mastodon account on birdsite because the more people i know who come over here, the less i'll be able to post the hottest and rottenest garbage the world has ever seen

tbh i think they may have gone TOO edgy in this pokemon movie... :thaenkin:

drew this frog for school. based off frog picture on the right

Me with another person's dog: Who is this fine young gentleman? Hail and well met, good sir.

Me with my dog: Get in the car loser, we're going to the dog park.

big left twitter accounts be like: 'here's someone utterly loathsome you would never have known about, i'm going to broadcast their fucking awful opinions to you 900 times a day. this is good for some reason.'

i like big butts and i cannot lie

and i like big butts and cannot tell the truth

you may ask us one question

BORN TO BATTLE
KANTO IS A FUCK
Catch Em All 1996
I am ash ketchum
410,747,864,530 DEAD PIDGEYS

Gonna slap a sticker on my let’s go Pikachu that says this Pokémon kills fascists

it's also been raining nearly nonstop for the last week and i truly miss the sun

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