carpetbagger. digital humanist.
if only wil wheaton was here to tell me what memes are good
wombats, minesweeper, and beans huh cool cool cool i'm just going to head over to urban dictionary for a bit to see what the fuck is going on
every time i check my timeline, it feels like i'm drifting farther and farther away from mastodon discourse
@cgsaw Shambling Mound
ME: *going through a rough patch*
PERSON: hey, reach out if you need to talk
ME (speaking): absolutely will, thank you
ME (thinking): I will die first
-sees someone who abandoned Mastodon in a random Twitter thread- Haha what a funny reply you TRAITOR!! YOUR DESCENDANTS WILL BE CURSED FOR 10 GENERATIONS AND ALL YOUR CROPS WILL BE BLIGHTED!!!!
boost this toot and ill choose a monster from the 1st edition monster manual that i think exemplifies you
Gohan in the streets, Piccolo in the sheets
stop right there criminal scum
my name's hamilton and i'm here to say / i love america in a MAJOR way
why is anyone surprised lin-manual miranda loves garfield when he wrote the world's whitest raps
This is God's truth
i am very tired and i am too old to keep up with mastodon discourse
I have never made sense in my entire life and I refuse to start now.
we've kept our finger on the pulse of internet culture and thanks to overwatch we've learned that you are all extremely hornt and just want all of your favorite characters to do each other real good
hey everybody get ready for yoshi's crafted world that's right your favorite dinosaur is back with all of his friends and this time boshi is here and guess what boshi fucks
bad pun, not funny, also semi-lewd Show more
labia majora's mask
some of y'all are just changing instances now out of habit, aren't you
This Mastodon instance was started by @ryanlittlefield and I guess that's all!