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Hi! My name is Dee, I'm your local bisexual indigenous woman traditional painter. I've been on Mastodon several times but I'm excited for Lazer pizza cause it's ran by a long time masto fren.
I'm friendly! I'm poor! My commissions are open! Woo!

I have links!

linktr.ee/in_deedee

Jared Leto is mad about Joker or whatever again. Like he owns the character rights or some shit.

Should I just make a patreon page and just have all my videos uploaded on that instead of using YouTube?

I'm fed up with my 48 hour notices of maintenance coming into my apartment being less than 24 hour notices as of late.

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I made a toot about how I couldn't pay my internet bill but they have let me keep it on. Oc that means instead of $70 it's doubled to $140. I'm getting paid $200 this week because my hours keep getting cut down. My boss is on vaycay. Ofc.

Big preesh.
PayPal.me/DakotaC
Ko-fi.com/indiedee
Linktr.ee/in_deedee

Thank you~💕

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Daycrew being lovingly tucked in by the horrific, incomprehensibly multitudinous appendages of Nightcrew.

They give us a smooch on the forehead with their endlessly devouring maw.

They pull the door *just* to, allowing in a sliver of the computer blue light from the hall

"ś̸̝̦̿̌͝l̷̼̩̼̜͌͒̆̀e̶̡̲̹̘͋͝e̵͓̞͓͈͑̋̍̽ͅp̷͙̬̖̑̄̕ ̵̺͚͚̻͔̿̑̋́t̷̫̫̲͈̤͂̈́̕͝͝ȋ̷̛̼̪̳̏̚g̸̞̱̙̾h̷͈̹̩̝͌͜t̵̥͇͍̉̀̌ͅ," they whisper in a legion of maddening voices. Then they disperse like a thousand nightmares to do their dark deeds.

safe and sound, we fall into sweet slumber in a heartbeat. Goodnight, mastodon 💙 🌙

Food 

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*mashing hundreds and hundreds of Totinos pizza rolls into my microwave* hungry boy...

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🌻Artwork for sale🌻

I'm selling this piece I've painted for $13, shipping included, US only plz.


I made a toot about how I couldn't pay my internet bill but they have let me keep it on. Oc that means instead of $70 it's doubled to $140. I'm getting paid $200 this week because my hours keep getting cut down. My boss is on vaycay. Ofc.

Big preesh.
PayPal.me/DakotaC
Ko-fi.com/indiedee
Linktr.ee/in_deedee

Thank you~💕

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throwing an orange up in the air and trying to peel it by shooting the fuck out of it

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Accidentally triggered Siri on my laptop somehow and I told Siri to piss off and I think I hurt its feelings.

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Back in my day these signs had actual warnings, none of this "totes yeet" nonsense

Food 

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my gender is

an employee asking, "finding everything alright?"

and i answer "no thanks"

and we both go about our business knowing that that was a complete transaction

Invite me onto Ellen so I can eat chunks out of her stage furniture and call her a class traitor to her Colgate ass face

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